🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS IN THE SNOOZEFEST UNIVERSE! 📱💤 iOS 26 BETAAAAAA is here to drop the hottest update since the last time somebody accidentally ordered pineapple pizza 🍍🍕. Jump into your settings because guess what? We now have a *Mode Switching* toggle that lets you ACTUALLY go back to *swiping like it’s 2019* 🤦‍♂️. “OMG I’ve been swiping the wrong way since the dawn of time,” says one developer who totally didn’t just wake up from a 3-year nap. “We’re making the camera great again, I guess? 🤷‍♂️” And let’s be real, Apple’s been taking notes from the *This Is Fine* meme. 🤬🔥 Like, who asked for a whole redesign that nobody wanted? Drake is pointing hard at the “old way” of swiping because NOW it’s cringe mode activated. 😩💔 Honestly, I’m just here for the TikTok dances that will come from this new toggle. Stonks are rising for the future of *sliding*!!! 💸🚀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Within a month, Apple will drop an iPhone that farts out notifications, and people will LITERAL-ly be crying tears of joy! 💩📱 Share if you agree... or if you just wanna see the chaos unfold! 💀🤡 #AppleChaoticEnergy