🚨🚨BREAKING: iOS 26 Beta 4 just dropped and I can feel the stonks 📈 rising faster than my hopes for an original thought from Apple! 🍏🔥 This time they decided to bless us with Liquid Glass tweaks – because who doesn't want their phone to feel like a fancy drinking glass you can't use? 🥴💦 Shoutout to the person who definitely got paid in exposure to come up with that design choice! 😂🤡 But wait, there's more! 🙌 Apple is also introducing AI notification summaries. Because clearly, reading full notifications is *SO* last year, right? Can I get an “A-I-yiyiyiyiyo”? 🤖💬 Expect to see a summary of your existence pop up on your screen – “You missed 37 notifications, 5 family messages, and 1 love life. This is fine.” 😂💔 Rumor has it that one anonymous developer said, “Honestly, I just want to watch the world burn. 😈🔥” And I feel that on a spiritual level. So gear up, Apple fam! Expect the public beta to arrive later this week, probably just in time for your next midlife crisis. 📅💰🤯 Prediction: iOS 26 will actually make all calls sound like potato chips crunching. No cap! 🍟📞✨ #ThisIsFine