🚨🍏 Yakety Sax Plays: Apple Has Entered the Chat! 🚨💔 So, apparently we’re still waiting for iOS 26 to bless our Messages app with end-to-end encryption. Like, are we even gonna see it or just keep getting teased like a bad ex? 🤡💔 *cough* iOS 18 called. It wants its features back. 🧠💥 In a galaxy far, far away, Apple was like, "Let’s promise RCS upgrades and pretend it’s coming!" But here we are with iOS 26.1 beta, still looking for that sweet encryption like it’s the One Ring! 🧝‍♂️💍 *Stonks crash* 📉 💬 Developer quote leak: "Honestly though, we thought encrypting iMessages meant just throwing a padlock emoji on it. 🤷‍♂️" Fact check: that's a big ol’ L. Meanwhile, customers are coping like it's "fine" while they stare at their screens in despair. 🤡🔥 *This is fine meme plays in the background* Here’s the hot take: Apple is just waiting for you all to forget about this before they drop iOS 99 and make it a subscription service. 🤑💰 So get ready for "Message Your Way to Peace of Mind" tiers, or you’re just forever stuck screaming into the void. 🤖💀 Share this chaos if you’re still waiting for those upgrades because we ALL need a good laugh! 💀✨ #AppleLies #RCSWho?