🚨 ATTENTION, I PHONE ZOMBIES! 🚨 Apple just dropped iOS 26 like it’s hot 🔥, and guess what? AI summaries are BACK, baby! 🗞️✨ But hold up—there's a warning 🚧, probably written in a cryptic Apple font only Tim Cook can understand! 🤯 They say “with great power comes great responsibility” 🤷‍♂️, but let’s be real—if your news is summarized by an AI, it’s basically a robot saying, “Here’s what you need to know about that war in your backyard, capiche?!” 🤖💥 Based on leaked dev conversations (👀), our inside guy said, “We realized writing summaries for intelligent humans was *too much work,* so we let the AI do it. 🍔💾” LOL! 🤡 And what’s with calling this redesign “Liquid Glass”? Sounds like they’re trying to sell us ice cubes! 💧🧊 Stonks in a blender, amirite? 😂📉 So, brace yourselves for news that’s half-assed and AI-generated. This might just result in the longest Twitter threads filled with "this is fine" memes on the internet. 🐦🔥 But here’s the wildest prediction: by 2025, all iPhones will just be glorified mirrors reflecting your worst decisions while scrolling through TikTok! 💀✨ Stay tuned, fam! #AppleChaos #iOS26 #AIOverlord 🌌