📱🍏 iOS 26 REVIEW: Is It a W or an L? (Spoiler: It's definitely an L!) 💩🔥 Alright fam, gather ‘round because Apple just dropped iOS 26 and it’s... let's just say, like that one teacher you thought was cool but they just talk about 90s tech the WHOLE TIME. 😴💔💤 So, after 12 months of hype (we’re talking higher than that dude trying to explain blockchain at parties 🤡🤑), you can finally download this shiny new update that looks like your grandma's wallpaper. The features? 🤔 Uhh, kinda like finding a dollar in your winter coat—unexpected but ultimately, still broke. Just ask the poor souls still rocking the iPhone XR: “Sorry, fam, you're stuck in 2019 forever.” 😂😂 One user was reportedly heard saying, “It's like watching paint dry, but with more screen time,” while another commented, “This is fine... I guess?” 🔥🐶 But honestly, the only real change here is the new ‘This is My 12th iOS’ wallpaper. If you thought Apple was going to give us a real glow-up, fam, you need to wake up and smell the overpriced coffee. ☕💸 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: By iOS 30, Apple will just be pushing updates to your toaster while you’re out here waiting for a battery that lasts longer than a TikTok trend. Let’s goooo! 🚀👀 #StonksOrNah