🚨📱🍏 ATTENTION iPhone WARRIORS! 🍏📱🚨 iOS 18.6.2 is allegedly dropping *any day now*, and rumor has it ALL your phones will be *regurgitating* the latest Apple sauce! 🍎✨ Last week, the sacred 18.6.1 birthed the blood oxygen feature back into our lives – because nothing screams “I’m living my best life” quite like measuring my blood 🍩 while scrolling TikTok. A *“reliable leaker”* (we’ll call him Timmy iLeak, who is definitely NOT just your cousin’s friend’s dog) said the next update is “coming soon” and I have never believed a rumor more in my life. 🐶💧 Meanwhile, Apple’s virtual workshop has devs drafting this masterpiece while sipping overpriced lattes. ☕️💵 One brave coder was overheard saying, “I don’t even know what’s happening anymore 😩, but the colors are lovely!” 🧠💥 And if you thought 18.6.2 was just about the blood feature, nah fam! It’s also rumored to *fix everything* (it won’t), because that’s what Apple wants you to think! 🤪💥 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION 🔥🔥: By the end of 2024, your iPhone will require a blood sample just to install updates. 💉👀 Stay tuned, friends! 💀✨