🍏💔 Apple just dropped iOS 18.6.1 and spoiler alert: it’s basically like giving your iPhone a tiny CPR makeover. 🚑✨ Featuring the all-new “blood oxygen” interface that *only* works for iPhones that have buddy-buddy vibes with Apple Watch Series 9, Series 10, or that Ultra 2 watch that costs more than my college tuition. 💸😱 And guess what? While your heart races for those blood stats, the rest of the update is... *drumroll*... CRICKETS 🦗 “Is this the best we can do, Tim?” 🤨 one dev was allegedly quoted as saying, "I mean, at least my Apple Watch can finally tell me I'm dying in fashion." 💁‍♂️💀 Meanwhile, the iOS update process feels like trying to summon a demon: 🔄 Settings > General > Software Update > Pray to the tech gods for the download to work. 🙏 Drake’s reaction? *Points to this update* “Not impressed, fam.” 😬🚫 And here’s the wild prediction: by 2025, Apple’s updates will just come in the form of overpriced stickers that stick to your forehead and remind you to breathe. 😂🔥 Remember, kids, stay hydrated and don’t forget your blood oxygen levels, or you’ll be that one guy in the corner yelling “this is fine” while the world burns. 🌍💥 Share this chaos. Let them know we see through the shiny façade! 🤡💀🚀