🚨👀 LEAKED: iOS 18.6 code is dropping hints like it's hot, baby! 🍔🔥 According to the notorious leaker Kosutami (who may or may not be a time traveler), the 2nd-gen AirTags are reportedly aiming for... wait for it... MAY or JUNE 🚀💥!! But this aligns with Bloomberg's Mark Gurman whispering sweet nothings about 2025 being “around the middle” of something (maybe the apocalypse? 🤔💀). Fast forward 👩‍🚀 to now where we’re watching June slip away faster than your last Tinder date 💔 and the ONLY thing we’ve gotten is this snooze-fest of an update. Like, **is Apple just trolling us at this point? 🤡** Imagine this: A dev saying, “Hey guys, wouldn’t it be hilarious to make people wait indefinitely for a Bluetooth tag? 🤣” While Apple fans are over here thinking 🤔💭 “I don’t want to play hide-and-seek with my keys, I just want them to show up like my ex’s texts!” 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE TIME: By the time AirTag 2 drops, we’ll all be using *psychedelic mind-reading hats* to find our stuff, and the only folks buying them will be hipsters and time travelers. So, buckle up, fam! 🚀📦 #AirTags2 #Stonks destined for the *void*.