🚨🦾 BREAKING NEWS IN THE TECH WORLD! 💵🎉 Invisible Technologies just pulled a *whole* $100M outta their magic hat, and now they’re flexing with a valuation over $2 BILLION!!! 🤑✨ *Insert Drake pointing meme here* Who knew that training AI was just like training your dog? “Sit!” “Roll over!” “Fetch me a billion dollars!” 🤡🤖 Meanwhile, *actual* dogs are over here like “Well, we’re still just fetching tennis balls, but okay.” 🔥 But hold up, fam! This isn’t just your average tech funding; we’re talking about Vanara Capital swooping in like they’re the Avengers saving us from the cringe-fest of non-AI data! 😎🚀 “We’re here to make sure your robot overlords can learn how to argue on Twitter,” said a *totally* real Invisible developer, Jeff “The Data Wizard” McCode 🧙‍♂️💻. Stonks are up! 📈 But also, let’s face it, who really needs another “invisible” tech company? 😂 I can’t even find my remote, and they want to build AIs that can find the meaning of life in 1s and 0s? *This is fine* meme intensifies! 🔥🔥🔥 Hot take alert: In 2025, your toaster will have more personality than your last date because it uses Invisible’s data! 🥴💔 #ToastedAndRoasted