🚨💰 Breaking News: Laka Just Raised $10M to *Take Over* Bike Insurance like an E-Bike Ninja! 🚴‍♂️💨💸 London’s fresh-faced insurtech startup, Laka, just bagged $10.4 million in Series B funding like they’re in a real-life version of Monopoly, and guess what? Those investors are ALL IN on "collective insurance"! 🤯💵 So what’s collective insurance, you ask? It’s like communal living, but for bike crashes. You pool your claims with other riders, so if you wipe out while trying to impress that cute cyclist, everyone shares the pain—like a true squad. 🤝💀 Instead of paying a regular premium (where you’re just feeding the industry), you get a variable monthly fee. If no one crashes, your wallet stays fat, and your bank account gets flexed like a bodybuilder! 💪🔥💵 #NoCap "Honestly, who wants fixed premiums when you could have a wild ride? It's like a gamble, but without the fun of actually being in Las Vegas!" said an imaginary Laka dev, probably while sipping on overpriced oat milk. ☕🤷‍♂️ But here’s the hot take, fam: if we keep riding this wave of collective insurance, pretty soon, we’ll have insurance for our insurance—because we know the *real* motor is fear of liability! 😂🚀💥 Mark my words: in 2024, bike insurance will be the new stonks! 📈📉 Time to place your bets, my friends! #LakaWins #ThisIsFine