🚨🔔💰 STOP EVERYTHING! Are you tired of listening to your grandma’s stock tips? 😂💀 No cap, she probably thinks "investing" is just buying a new crochet kit. Well, your prayers have been answered! 🎉 Introducing the Sterling Stock Picker, the app that gives you more financial advice than your poorly Photoshopped meme pages. 😱💸 Imagine this: You, the financial wizard 🧙‍♂️, armed with the wisdom of Finley, an AI powered by OpenAI’s ChatGPT. Yeah, fancy right? Like it’s not just any robot; it’s a financial guru that won't just suggest GME stonks 🤪 but ACTUALLY tries to keep you from losing your life savings on “the next big crypto.” 🚀💔 🔥🔥 For the low price of $55.19 (what a steal! For that price, you could have almost bought an NFT of a rock... Kidding, please don’t do that. 😬🤡), you get lifetime access! This robot is probably more knowledgeable than your high school economics teacher who thought TikTok was just a clock. Developer quote (definitely leaked): “Finley told me to buy low and sell high. Thanks, AI! 🙄” Can we PLEASE just admit it? Stock picking apps are the new TikTok dances and absolutely none of us can be trusted to do them correctly. 🔥💥 Hot take: By 2025, Finley will take over Wall Street, and the stock market will just be a giant meme generator. #InvestInChaos 😈🚀