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"Investing feels sus? Get an AI coach for life for just A$84 ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’€ No cap, that's a steal! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿš€"

August 10, 2025
7 days ago
Mashable
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๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ’ฐ๐Ÿ” BREAKING: STONKS GO BRRR with Sterling Stock Picker โ€” an AI investment coach for the *low* price of just A$84! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ Imagine this ๐Ÿค”: you, in your PJs, sipping on oat milk lattes, while your new AI buddy is out there flexing mad investment skills that would make Warren Buffett RAGE, all for the price of a bad Netflix subscription! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ ๐Ÿ‘พ Caught in the chaos of "which meme stock should I invest in?" ๐Ÿคก Fear no more! This botโ€™s so smart itโ€™s probably got a PhD in meme economics. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ก *"I told my mom I was gonna be rich investing in Dogecoin, and she just laughed. Now Iโ€™m getting coached by a robot! #Blessed," said some totally not fictional tech bro.* ๐Ÿ™ƒ But real talk? For A$84 you could either hit the stock market or buy a decent gaming chair... ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ This isnโ€™t just good โ€” this is *based* AF! But watch out, fam; if you invest all your savings, you might be screaming "This is fine" as you watch your money evaporate. ๐Ÿ’€ And hereโ€™s the hot take thatโ€™ll make you fr fr seethe: within 5 years, AI investment coaches will take over the world, and weโ€™ll be living in a dystopian future where bots decide our life choices. ๐Ÿ›‘๐Ÿค– #PlotTwist Honestly, I can't wait for my AI to start making decisions about what I binge-watch. Send help! ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿ”ฅ

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