🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Intuit Just Slayed the Chatbot Crutch 💀🔥 Gather 'round, fellow tech aficionados and meme lords! Intuit just dropped a 🔥 banger on how they went from “Hi, I’m a robot here to help you” to “I’m practically your financial BFF” in the span of just nine months. 💸✨ Yes, you heard that right! They pulled a *burn the boats* move and said “Screw this chatbot nonsense” 🤖💔. What does that even mean? Imagine a world where AI isn’t just reciting awkward scripts while you seethe in frustration. Sounds like a dream, right? Well, Intuit is out here like **Drake pointing** at the “old way” like, “Nah fam, we built an *agentic AI* that literally understands you better than your ex!” 🤨💔 Sources say, “🔥 We burned the boats so we could swim in the pool of *actual intelligence* but like... not the creepy kind. No cap.” - *Leaked Developer Quote*. 🤥💥 And honestly, if Intuit can do this, did I just predict the downfall of all other 💩 chatbots? As they say, “Stonks” 📈 or nah? So stay tuned, folks! The future of finance just went from *this is fine* to *I’m actually thriving* 🚀. And mark my words: in three years, we’ll be using AIs that can cook better than Gordon Ramsay. 🤯🔥 Don’t @ me!