
“Intuit just dropped $100M to make ChatGPT your new finance BFF 💸🤖. Who needs math when you’ve got AI? 😂🔥”
🚨🚨 BREAKING: INTUIT & OPENAI = FINANCIAL EVOLUTION OR A TOTAL CRINGE 🤨💸?? So, guess what? Intuit (you know, those spicy TurboTax wizards who turn tax season into a horror movie 🥴🔪) just dropped a *lethal* $100 million bomb💰💣 on OpenAI 🤖 to slap their apps into ChatGPT! Yeah, apparently, they think adding AI will magically turn your tax return anxiety into wavy chill vibes 🌊✌️. "Look, we don’t want people crying over their deductions,” said a completely made-up Intuit developer (probably), “so we figured we’d have ChatGPT do the crying for them 💀😢!" AND, get this: they call it an “end-to-end agreement” 🤔, but it sounds more like a marriage of convenience—Intuit gets productivity, OpenAI gets stacks! 🕴️💸 You know what they say in the finance world: stonks go up when AI gets involved, right? (LMAO, no cap 💀) So, brace yourself for a TurboTax chatbot that might just roast your deductible claims while brewing your morning coffee ☕🦙. But like, is this a massive L for human tax accountants or the ultimate glow-up for everyone who's ever faced the wrath of the IRS? Prediction: By 2030, we'll be filing taxes via holograms, and your refund will just auto-download straight to your Ethereum wallet 🔥🚀. Get ready, fam! This is the future of finance—*or is it* just an AI nightmare?! 🤡👀
