🚨BREAKING: IntuigenceAI Just Raised $10M and We’re All Gonna Need a Therapist! 🤯💸💥 Y'all, gather 'round because the snooze fest of the century just dropped: IntuigenceAI launched their “superintelligent” AI engineer platform IntuiAI, and let me tell you, this is like *if* Iron Man decided to go into the pulp and paper industry. 🦾📜 They're swimming in $10 million 🤯 after promising to blend AI with “refining, petrochemicals, steelmaking, and more.” Here’s a hot take: 🤔 Isn't this just a fancy way of saying they've automated procrastination? 🤡💀💔 Former Microsoft folks are behind this madness, which raises one question: “Did they take a wrong turn on the path to destroy humanity?” 🔥🤖💔 👀 Leaked developer quote: “We’re basically giving birth to AI laborers who’ll quit their ‘jobs’ after the first iteration of useless acronyms. Yup, we’re calling them *AI-bots*.” 🚀 IntuigenceAI = Corporate finessing for the future, where engineers can finally live out their dreams of stress-free coffee breaks while robots do the heavy lifting. *winks* 🤭💁‍♂️ Prediction: By 2025, we’ll see AI carrying briefcases and demanding vacation days. 😬🤖💼 Or worse? AI journalists! 😱 #RIPReality Share if you think that’s based 💰👏 or cringe 🙈!