🔥 BREAKING: INTERPOL just dropped the hammer on 1,209 cybercriminals and guess what? They’re going to jail faster than your computer can say “404 Not Found”! 😂💀 #CyberCrimeCops 🚨 In a wild global crackdown across 18 AFRO-mazing nations – yes, 18, not just a random number the buddy at the tech support told you during a coffee break – INTERPOL is snatching up cyber-scammers like they’re trying to catch Pokémon! 🎮💰 *Gotta catch 'em all!* 💸 A whopping $97.4 million is back in the pockets of the people, which is more money than I’ll see in my bank account until the end of time (damn you, rent!) 🚫💵 And they’ve dismantled 11,432 malicious infrastructures! Seriously, I thought I was just bad at building IKEA furniture. 🤡 “Honestly, we thought they would have figured out how to hide better by now,” said an anonymous INTERPOL agent, sipping his coffee like a boss ☕. “But turns out, hiding is harder when you’re posting about your crimes on TikTok. 🤖✨” So, what’s next? Expect a Netflix series called “Criminal Minds: Cyber Edition” starring a bunch of regretful influencers. Or maybe a live concert with holographic hackers because this is the world we live in. 🎤🚀 🔮 Hot take: I predict that the next wave will be a bunch of cyber-hippies only stealing VPNs and Wi-Fi passwords for collective enlightenment! 🌌🌈 #Stonks or #Yikes? You decide.