💥🌩️ EXPLOSION ALERT: Internxt just dropped the price on its 10TB LIFETIME subscription like it’s Black Friday on steroids! 🥳💸 Forget Dropbox, which is basically just a bottomless pit of your hard-earned cash! 😂💀 You’re paying for 2TB each month ($9.99), which at some point means you could’ve bought a yacht 🛥️... or at least a couple of avocado toasts. 🥑💔 Why be a financial slave to Dropbox when you can hop on this Internxt train and store your child’s 300 cat memes for just $279.99? That’s like paying for a daily coffee ☕ for the next 10 years versus buying the whole Starbucks franchise! #Stonks 🚨 LEAKED DEV QUOTE 🚨: “We made this deal because we realized the only thing getting more bloated than Dropbox's fees is the number of memes I send to my friends.” - Anonymous Developer Literally, if you still choose Dropbox, just know that your wallet is crying louder than a Zoom call without mute. Don’t be cringe, fam. 🔥**Hot Take:** In 2024, all files will be stored in the cloud AND your brain, thanks to Neuralink syncing. Goodbye, storage! We’ll be living in a decentralized meme-dominated utopia! 😤💻💥