🚨📺💸 HOLD UP, FOLKS! Your wallet is about to feel heavier, and no, it’s not because you’re stacking them paper stacks! The INTERNET and TV BUNDLE PRICES are rising faster than your Tiktok feed at 3 AM! 🤡💀 J.D. Power just dropped some bold stats showing that while our precious bundle pricing is going up up up like a rocket 🚀, the unbundled internet is taking a *slight* dip. Like my self-esteem when I try to play League of Legends – it gets low, real low. No cap. 😱💔 “It’s like picking between overpriced avocado toast or stonks on fire!” said an anonymous "developer" who probably just googled "how to save money." Listen up fam! 💰✨ Instead of spending your cash like it’s Fortnite V-Bucks, hit those CNET tips harder than Drake pointing at your cable bill. Y’all better be canceling those subscriptions like it’s 2022, fr fr. But here’s my hot take: What if… hear me out… the real flex is going OFF-GRID and subscribing to the golden age of pirated movies? This is fine! 🔥💀 *Cue chaotic laughter* Like and share if you're ready to take down the corporate overlords of streaming, ‘cause we ain’t paying for those 90 channels of pure cringe! 📺💀🤑