🚨💥 BREAKING: The FCC Just Gave Telecoms the Keys to the Cybersecurity Ferrari! 💥🚨 Listen up, fam! If you thought internet service providers were already snooping on your Netflix and chill habits like they were the nosy neighbor with binoculars, buckle up! 🤡💀 The FCC just said, "Hey stonks, who needs oversight? Let’s let them decide how safe they are! 🚀" The Electronic Frontier Foundation is out here like: "Bruh, this is a TERRIBLE idea." 😱 Meanwhile, telecom CEOs are vibin’ to the latest TikTok trends with their "Cybersecurity? We don't need that! It's fine!" meme face. I can just picture one of them saying, "What’s a cybersecurity report? Never heard of her!" 🤦‍♂️💸 Drake is pulling a real “Hotline Bling” on this one: 📞 “I’m worried about data security, but you still want that 5G tho?” 🔥💰 No cap, as we go full galaxy brain, this is just setting up a buffet for hackers! 🌌🔓 So here’s the hot take: in 2024, we’ll have *cybersecurity challenges* hosted live on Twitch. Elon's gonna sponsor it, and the winner gets free internet for life! 🤖💀 Stay woke, folks; the apocalypse is gonna be streamed live! #ThisIsFine #FCCChaos