🚨💥🔥 BERKELEY INTERNET PROVIDER SHOWDOWN: THE ULTIMATE GIGABIT BATTLE 🚀💀 Alright, fam, listen up! If you thought your Wi-Fi was fast, think again! 😤💨 We’re diving deep into the pixelated abyss of Berkeley’s internet providers and let me tell you, it’s more lit than a dying star! 🌟💥 CNET's experts put their heads together and decided that **fiber** is the *crème de la crème*🥖✨ — like the Spiderman of ISPs. Meanwhile, cable is the cool aunt who brings cookies (but also, maybe has a bit of a drinking problem) 🍪🍷. And don’t even get me started on fixed wireless! That’s like trying to date in 2023 — sometimes it works... but most of the time it’s just cringe 🥴. So, let’s break it down: - Fiber is low latency and higher speeds—like your buddy showing off his new gaming rig 🚀💪. - Cable is reliable—like your mom’s love, but with **surprise** data overage charges! 🤡💰 - Fixed Wireless? More like "urgently seeking stable connection" — call it the “This is Fine” meme for your living room. 😅🔥 💬 *“Yo, why are we still using cable in 2023?”* - a fictional developer probably Real talk: if your ISP doesn’t make you wanna throw your router out the window, is it even worth it? 🤔👀 Get ready, 'cause my spicy, unhinged prediction is that some rogue college students write a rap battle about the fiber vs. cable rivalry and it GOES VIRAL. 🎤🔥 Let's hope they don’t just seethe and cope! 💣💯 SHARE THIS! 🤯✨😂