🎉🤡🔥BREAKING NEWS from the land of silicon dreams and chip-related chaos! Intel is about to pull an *el fuego* 🔥 move and SPIN OFF its NEX networking business like it's a bad TikTok dance challenge! Say goodbye to “team player” vibes and hello to “independent contractor” energy! 🚀💰 Sources say it’s not personal; it’s just business, fam. 🥴 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We’re tired of being the awkward middle child at Intel. It’s time to break free and grow like my uncle’s Instagram following after he posted his cat pics! 🐱✨” Watch out, world! This is gonna be like the *Avengers* assembling but for network chips 🤖💀. Imagine the new company, *NEXBUTNOT* - where your packets never get dropped and your ping is ALWAYS low. 😤👀 Intel's throwing some cash at this too, recruiting external investors like they’re trying to recruit the entire *Fortnite* player base for a squad rush. 💵💥 “Stonks” are only going up, and if they’re not, just tell me you’re seething like a kettle! 💡 Unhinged Prediction: By 2025, NEXBUTNOT will pivot into crypto-mining NETWORKS, and we’ll be living in a dystopian future where your Wi-Fi signal is literally worth more than your house. 📈🏠 *Drake Pointing GIF* because THIS IS GOING TO BE LEGENDARY! 🌌🔥👾 #MemeChaos