🚨🤡 BREAKING NEWS from the Chipocalypse! 🤡🚨 Intel’s 18A process is out here like an awkward toddler on roller skates—totally lost and barely standing! 💀💔 According to big-brain reports from Reuters, the yield rates are lower than your friend’s self-esteem after a cold Tinder swipe! 🤖📉 Our homies at Intel dropped BILLIONS 💰 into this hot mess, but it looks like TSMC is just flexing on them like Drake at the Grammy's. "Not my fault," Intel said, probably while guzzling a gallon of cope juice. “We’re on track to make Panther Lake chips in volume...later this year.” 😂 Stonks? More like stonks plunging into the abyss. 📉 Fake Conversation Alert! 🚨 **Engineer #1:** "Hey, how's 18A looking?" **Engineer #2:** "Like your grandma’s lasagna after 3 days in the fridge—definitely not ready for prime time." 🍝👀 So as Intel tries to swim upstream, we’re left wondering if their chips will ever be "usable" or if the only thing they can manufacture is a whole lotta cringe. 🤦‍♂️💔 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If 18A doesn’t pull its act together, I predict Intel will launch a new product: the “Panther Boat”—because they’ll still be sinking! 🚢💔 #IntelFail