🚨 BREAKING: Intel is hanging on by a thread, and Apple's like their last life in Mario Kart when you just got hit by a blue shell! 🍄👀💀 So, analyst Jeff Pu (no, not the TikTok star, the *other* one) dropped some tea ☕️ about Apple possibly vibing with Intel's new 14A process for M-series chips. 🤖💻 But honestly, if this is Intel's Hail Mary, I wouldn't bet on it. Apple’s like Drake pointing at innovation 👉 while Intel is still trying to figure out where the refresh button is! Cringe. 😬💼 And then we got Intel's Q2 results, which were about as exciting as watching paint dry. I mean, let's be real, folks: "This is fine" 🌭🔥 when you’re in a burning building trying to figure out what to do with a 14nm process in 2023. 😱 💰💀 Developer leaks say: "We're trying to keep it 100, but Intel's foundry biz is like a flat tire on a Lamborghini. Just bad vibes, bro." Mark my words: in five years we’ll find Intel selling NFTs of their failed chips to pay rent. 💀🚀🔥 #Stonks #Cope #Seethe #Based Share if you want to make your friends laugh, cry, or both! 😂💔