🌪️🚀 BREAKING: Intel’s leadership is more shaken than a can of soda in a blender!! 🤡💥 In a move that screams “CRISIS MODE” louder than a 2000s emo band, Intel's Chief Executive Lip-Bu Tan (sounds like a snack, right?🍔) has kicked former interim co-CEO Michelle Johnston Holthaus to the curb like last season’s tech! 💔👋 "Bye, Felicia!" is basically what we heard 🤷‍♂️. 💼💨 In a bid to turn this sinking chip Titanic into a luxury cruise liner, Lip-Bu’s shaking up his squad like it's a game of musical chairs at a coding bootcamp 📉🎪. New appointments are in, but let’s be honest – will they actually get Intel’s brain cells firing again 🤖💭 or just lose in a game of stonks? 📉 Imagine Holthaus at the exit, yelling, “All you had to do was upgrade!” while the new execs look like they just opened a new tab in Chrome and realized 20 tabs are already open. 🤯💻 🔥 HERE’S THE HOT TAKE: Intel’s next big move? They’ll drop a NEW chip called the “Intel Glitch!” – it gives users all the performance of a potato 🚀🥔. This is fine. 💀🤷‍♀️ Share this chaos with your crew before it’s gone like Intel’s market share!! 🤑💥