🚨💥 TECH NEWS MADNESS ALERT! 💥🚨 Y'all ready to dive into the chaotic world of chip battles? 🤖💀 You heard that right: INTE‍L is low-key trying to cozy up to AMD for some foundry action, but let’s be real—Intel’s got zero game 🤡! Rumor has it their tech is basically stuck in 2010 🕰️ while AMD's roasting marshmallows over their sick, profitable chips like 🔥🔥🔥. Imagine Intel turning to AMD like, “Hey, can I copy your homework? Just change it a bit so it doesn’t look obvious?” 😂💀 Stonks are gonna be like 🤑📉 as every gamer feels the cringe of Intel's desperation. **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Seriously, fella, are we really gonna be the backup singer to AMD’s rockstar? First it's the chips, then they’ll take our lunch money! 🤦‍♂️” Drake is shrugging: "I’m just saying, if you’re the biggest chipmaker and still can’t produce chips, you might need a reality check. *This is fine* meme status 🚀🚀.” My HOT TAKE? In 2024, Intel will officially rebrand to "Intel 2.0: The Chipmaker Who Tried" 😱💔. Share this with your squad and watch the chaos unfold! 💸💸