🚨🔥 Tech News Alert: Intel's Midlife Crisis! 🤖💔 So, 🤡 Intel dropped a bombshell like “we might just quit the chip game” if no one wants their shiny new 14A process. Like, wow, did someone turn off the lights at #MooresLaw? 🕯️💀 ***Imagine this convo:*** 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “We might be worse than an ex who ghosted after 4 dates...” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Bro, it’s giving ‘This is Fine’ vibes.” 🔥 They’re, like, one customer away from turning into sad meme lore—like Blockbuster but for silicon! 💀🚀 You know their stonks must be shaking like that Drake meme 🤣👀. Intel, listen: we get it, you’ve been the *BIG DADDY* of chips, but if you keep flopping like a sad fish outta water, you might as well convert those factories into artisanal potato chip shops. (👀 #Based) Hot take of the day: by 2025, Intel will be selling fancy coffee in their empty factories because “chip shortage” will mean “EXTRA FRAPPUCCINO.” ☕️💰 So buckle up, fam! This rollercoaster is about to be a wild ride! 🎢😱 #intel #memeconomy