🔥📦 *BREAKING*: RealSense Breaks Free from Intel Like a Zuck on a Friday Night! 🤡💥 Yo fam, you heard the tea? ☕️💧 RealSense is bouncing off Intel like it’s that one friend who always wants to split the check, *but nah, we don’t need you anymore!* 👋💸 They’re going solo to pump up their stereo imaging tech so robots and drones can finally peep the 3D world like we do when we’re scrolling through TikTok! 😂💀 Meanwhile, in the RealSense lab: 🤖👀 **Fake Quote from a Developer**: *“Honestly, we just got tired of Intel’s infinite loading screens. At least now our tech can finally find its way out of the friend zone!”* 💔🗺️ But hold up, people scrolling through life like Drake pointing – this is *NOT* just another corporate breakup! They’re aiming to make drones and robots smarter than your average conspiracy theorist on a Facebook comment thread. 🚀💬 Imagine your Roomba serving you snacks while leveling up its *stereoscopic* skills as it dodges your pet cat like it’s in a sci-fi movie. 💃🐾 **Final Hot Take**: 🤯 RealSense will become the *Hawkeye* of the tech world, but with better accuracy and less awkward shooting! So brace yourselves, the drones are coming, and they’re about to be *WOKE AS F*CK*!! 👀💰🌌💥 Share this, or you’re about to get hit by a flying robot that knows where you sleep! 😜💨💀