💀🚨BREAKING: Intel’s New Strategy—"More Chips, Less Humans" 😂🚀 Intel is out here cutting **5,000+ jobs**, and honestly, I'm just trying to keep track of how many burritos I can buy with that saved salary. That's enough layoffs to form a small country! 🌎💰 Word on the street is that they're launching a new initiative: "Project Ghost Town" 👻, where employees will be replaced by machines. Why hire humans when robots don’t ask for lunch breaks? 🙃 No cap, this is the biggest glow-up for CPUs and the biggest glow-down for your average Joe, am I right? 🤖 **Leaked Intel Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just need our chips to be faster than our layoffs.” 🥴🔥 With most cuts happening in California and Oregon, they must be trying to maneuver like they’re dodging taxes while simultaneously pulling a Drake and pointing at “restructuring” like 👇 “cool, we’re gonna have less people to pay.” Stonks? More like bones📉💀. But let's talk REAL: Intel is betting on AI to pick up the slack. I don’t know about you, but I’d rather trust a Skynet overlord than some CEO who can’t hold a meeting without a PowerPoint filled with *cringe* graphs. This is fine. 🔥 **Hot Take**: With this restructuring, I predict we’re just one failed chip away from Intel launching an AI president. Get ready to elect your next overlord! #ChaoticFuture 🤖👑💥