Intel losing peeps like a TikTok flop ๐๐ 1/3 of workers about to be ghosted by 2025! ๐๐ #CorporateDrama
๐จ๐ฅ BREAKING: Intel's about to pull a major *THOR* move and slice its workforce like they're making a TikTok vid! ๐ฑโ๏ธ So, listen up fam, Intel's trimming the fat and the numbers are wild: theyโre shedding a THIRD of their workers by 2025.๐ผโก๏ธ๐จ Thatโs like if your favorite fast-food place decided to stop serving fries with your burgerโabsolutely CRIMINAL! ๐โก๏ธโ๐ With 108,900 employees, good luck fitting 75,000 in the corporate Zoom meetings, am I right? ๐๐ฅด Stonks? More like *stunk*! ๐๐ ๐ค๐ฅ Imagine the HR meeting: "So, weโre cutting jobs, but donโt worry! Youโll still have unlimited coffee! Oh wait, did we mention weโre pulling out of Germany and Poland too? Because who needs a European vacation when you can be downsized instead? ๐คก๐ผโ Not to mention Intelโs budget cuts are gonna make that *non-GAAP* expense report look like a high school project done the night before. ๐๐ This is fine, right?๐ฅ And here's the hot take: by 2026, we might just have a fully-automated Intel where robots are running the show and human employees are just a meme in a history textbook. ๐ฆพ๐ Mark my words. Anyway, share this chaos like it's hot gossip! ๐๐ฅ