🚨💥 BREAKING: Intel's about to pull a major *THOR* move and slice its workforce like they're making a TikTok vid! 😱✂️ So, listen up fam, Intel's trimming the fat and the numbers are wild: they’re shedding a THIRD of their workers by 2025.💼➡️💨 That’s like if your favorite fast-food place decided to stop serving fries with your burger—absolutely CRIMINAL! 🍔➡️❌🍟 With 108,900 employees, good luck fitting 75,000 in the corporate Zoom meetings, am I right? 😂🥴 Stonks? More like *stunk*! 📉💀 🤖🔥 Imagine the HR meeting: "So, we’re cutting jobs, but don’t worry! You’ll still have unlimited coffee! Oh wait, did we mention we’re pulling out of Germany and Poland too? Because who needs a European vacation when you can be downsized instead? 🤡💼” Not to mention Intel’s budget cuts are gonna make that *non-GAAP* expense report look like a high school project done the night before. 📊👀 This is fine, right?🔥 And here's the hot take: by 2026, we might just have a fully-automated Intel where robots are running the show and human employees are just a meme in a history textbook. 🦾📚 Mark my words. Anyway, share this chaos like it's hot gossip! 🙌💥