🚨💥BREAKING: INTEL CEO vs. TRUMP – A TECH DRAMA WE DIDN'T ASK FOR! 💣🔍 So 🤡 Intel’s big boss, Lip-Bu Tan, just got roasted like a marshmallow over a campfire by our favorite orange president! 🍊🔥 Trump’s out here saying Tan’s “highly conflicted” and should throw in the towel. Bruh, relax. Is this a political battlefield or the next episode of *Real Tech CEOs of Silicon Valley*? 😂🧑‍💻 Lip-Bu slid into the Intel DMs (a.k.a. letters) claiming he's the moral compass of chip-making. “I’m the captain now,” he says, while dodging shade like a ninja! 🥷💨 “I only operate within the highest legal and ethical standards!” 💸💯 Meanwhile, Tom Cotton’s over here like, “Hey, bro, are you sure you’re not a secret agent for China?” 🕵️‍♂️😱 Next stop: Congress, where they'll probably break out the popcorn 🍿 as they discuss who’s invested more in questionable tech—Lip-Bu or your uncle's MLM scheme. But listen, fam—if the chips fall and Tan bounces (pun intended), Intel’s stock is gonna go 📉 STONKS! 🚀 Leaked Developer Quote: "Honestly, I just want to make chips, not political chips. But hey, if it gets me more followers, let’s do this!" 🙃 🔥🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Intel will drop a new chip that runs on drama and memes. Like, literally. Imagine a chip with built-in TikTok! 🤯📈 RIP my sanity, share this chaos!