🚨 BREAKING: Instagram's New Pay-to-Scroll Plan! 🚨💰🤡 Ya'll, Meta’s *spicy* new plan is so controversial that even the EU kicked it out like a bad date 🍷💔. Welcome to the UK, where you can choose between getting followed by ads on Insta or paying a tax for the privilege of ignoring them! 🤯💸 If you’re not ready to fork over £3.99/month (or $5.33 for our American friends) for the glory of seeing more cat memes and less "buys clothes I’ll never wear" ads, you can brace yourself for Meta’s grand offer: *personalized ads or NO FUN ALLOWED* 😱🔥. “You think giving us money will buy you happiness?” said a *totally real* Meta developer (probably named Chad) 👾. But wait! More accounts mean more pain! Get ready to pay for each additional account like it’s multiplier on a 90s arcade game! That’s right, it's basically *Stonks* going down, down, down! 📉💀 Prediction time: Next, they’ll introduce NFTs for your profile pictures because, you know, capitalism! 📈😤 Watch out, or your next post will cost you 3 bucks and an emoji donation! BE THERE or be square, fam! 🤖🚀✨ #MetaCanCflop