🚨📸 Hold the phone, TikTok fam! Instagram just hit us with a new feature called "Instagram Map" 🔍🗺️, and if you thought they were *just* stealing Snapchat's lunch money, think again. 🤡😂💸 So, like, here’s the tea: your location on this shiny new map is OFF by default! 😳💀 It’s like Instagram said, "We *could* invade your privacy in real-time, but let’s just serve you lukewarm tea instead." 📉☕️ I mean, who doesn’t love a little game of hide-and-seek with their stalkers? 🕵️‍♂️🏃‍♂️ According to our "insider" 🥸 (aka a dude chilling in his mom's basement), "We thought about making it real-time but then remembered nobody wants their ex knowing they're at the taco truck." 🌮🔥 So, in summary: You can share your location, but only when you open the app, which is honestly like posting a selfie in a ghost town and calling it a party. Cringe! 🤦‍♀️🤳 **Prediction:** By 2025, Instagram Map will evolve into Instagram GPS: Get Lost! 🤯🚀 You heard it here first, folks! #Stonks 💰💀