🚨BREAKING: Instagram’s like, “We’re basically the mom friend now!” 🥳👩‍👧‍👦 Yes, you heard that right, fam! Instagram just tossed the wild side of social media into a panic room with a PG-13 safety lock! 🔒😬 So picture this: no more scrolling through your feed and catching a glimpse of your cousin’s questionable decisions at 2 AM 👀🤦‍♂️. Instead, it's all clouds and rainbows while hiding from that cringe-worthy Rated R drama. Like, can we get a big *yawn*? 🥱 “Look, kids, we know you don’t want your parents lurking in those DM shadows,” leaked Dev dude Tommy ‘Privacy_Please’ said. “So we figured we’d make Instagram’s vibe more... *safe*? 🌈✨” Ugh, talk about boomer energy! Meanwhile, this is the perfect opportunity for TikTok to say, “Stonks!” 💰📈 as they race to claim the title of the “Wild Side” of the internet. No cap, this is a STRAIGHT-UP move to keep the zoomers from turning back to MySpace. In conclusion, predictions say Insta’s next feature will be the *Mom Mode* where “like’ buttons will be rebranded as “MOM APPROVED” 😂🔥. So buckle up, because teens are definitely gonna seethe and cope with their new ‘Filter Fever’! 🤡💀 Now go tell your friends y’all won’t ever live to scroll the same way again! ✌️🚀