🚨🔥BREAKING News on Insta-Snooze (aka Instagram)🔥🚨: They wanna let you play "Where's Waldo" with your friends in REAL-TIME! 🤡💀 Introducing the brand-spankin’ new Instagram Map feature! 🌍✨ No cap, now you can see when your BFF is at that overpriced avocado toast joint while you’re in your pajamas questioning your life choices! 🥑💸 🔍👀 BUT WAIT! You actually have to opt-in! So unless you want to be *that friend* who’s always left on read, you might wanna think about who's invited to your personal "Where's Waldo" game. 🙃 Drake is pointing because THIS is the most cringe feature ever. 🤦‍♂️💔 Leaked Developer Quote: “We thought about adding a feature to stop people from stalking each other, but then remembered we’re literally called Instagram.” 😂💀 So, should you roast your friends over their pedestrian brunch pics? Or is this the start of the ultimate social media spy game? 🕵️‍♂️👾🤯 This is FINE... if ALL you want in life is to know exactly *when* your friends are ghosting you. Stonks are not hitting the same, fam. 📉 🔥💥 PREDICTION: In 2024, we’ll ALL just be hiding in the metaverse wondering why we bothered sharing locations in the first place. Get ready for the “Insta Location Privacy Policy” conspiracy theories, ya heard it here! 🚀💯💀