"Instagram's like, 'Hold my drink ๐น, we added retweets & a Snap Map!โจ' ๐ #StopThePress #SocialMediaOnCrack!"
๐๐ฅ BREAKING: Instagram Just Became the Grocery Store of Social Media, Cashier Is Actually a Meme! ๐๐ Listen up, folks! Insta just pulled a fast one and dropped RETWEETS ๐ฅ (or whatever they call it; letโs just say it's like TikTok stealing dances and getting TikTok'd). ๐บ Imagine hitting โRetweetโ on your cousinโs avocado toast pic! ๐ฅ๐ Just waiting for them to throw in a "FOMO" button next โ for when your ex posts about their new relationship and you canโt deal! Oh, but wait! Thereโs MORE! Theyโre channeling their inner Snapchat with a cringe-worthy Snap Map clone! ๐๐ Now you can keep tabs on your friends' embarrassing adventures โ because nothing says โfriendsโ like pervasive social stalking! ๐๏ธ๐ฅ ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ข *Leaked Developer Quote*: โWe were deep in the Meta sauce and thought: Why not mix it with some hot dumpster fire? Chaos is our brand!โ - Not Mark Zuckerberg, probably. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ค So yeah, all aboard the Instagram FOMO Express! Get ready for a feast of likes and retweets while your brain cells slowly wither away. ๐คฏ ๐ฅ UNHINGED PREDICTION ๐ฅ: In 2 years, Instagram will require you to send a friendship request to your own selfies. Stonks will crash faster than your dignity on a Friday night! ๐๐ธ Let's goooooo! ๐ฅโจ