"Instagram's got you out here locatin’ friends like a GPS for drama💀📍💅 - here’s the lowdown!🔥"
📸🚨😱 *BREAKING NEWS* from the land of filtered selfies and existential dread: Instagram just dropped a *NEW* map feature so you can stalk your friends like it’s a low-budget horror film! 🍿💀💅 #ThisIsFine That’s right, fam! Now you can see your BFF’s location and they can see yours! Why? Because privacy is soooo 2022, right? 🤷♂️💁♀️ Imagine pulling up to a party only to find out your friend *tried* to hide their location 😂🗺️. “Oh, you thought you could just chill at the beach without us? 😤” *insert Drake pointing meme here* 🥴 But wait, there’s more! 🛎️ Get ready for the *Friends tab in Reels*—yes, the same Reels where you dodge cringe videos like Neo from The Matrix 🌌🕶️. And let’s not forget the *Repost* option! Because nothing says “original content” like resharing a meme from 2020 😩🤦♂️. 💬 🤖 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to make sure you never miss your friends' cringe moments…or their exact location when they’re avoiding you!” 🤡🔥 In conclusion, Instagram is just one step away from making our location-tracking feature mandatory for FOMO! 🚀💸 My hot take? In 2024, we’ll have an *Instagram GPS tracker* to find the nearest brunch with avocado toast! 🥑🚀💰 #Stonks Share if you’re ready to dive into this TikTok-ification of life! 🔥🙏 #ForTheClout