💎🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Instagram just dropped the most random flex of 2023! No cap! 🚨💎 So, the Gram is like, “Hey fam, we’re bringing you awards, but not like the Oscars…more like if your high school had a ‘Best at Taking Selfies’ trophy!! 📸🏆 The catch? Only 25 lucky winners will snag a *fancy* ring designed by fashionista Grace Wales Bonner. Who??? Never heard of her! 🤡 Here’s the tea: winners don’t get coin 💰, no cash moolah here—only a digital ring so you can flex on your followers like, “Check out my bling, bro!” while they’re still rocking that “this is fine” dog meme. 🤷‍♂️🔥 You could legit put a rusty quarter in your profile and call it a ‘vintage piece,’ and it’d have more value! 🥴 Eva Chen, the Insta fashion queen, is over here saying this customization is groundbreaking. Bruh, my MySpace profile was customized with glittery backgrounds and auto-playing music 20 years ago. 🌈🎶 Who needs innovation when you can serve mediocre nostalgia? But wait, here’s the hottest take: these “honors” are gonna become the new “I have a Tesla” status symbol. Prepare for the grift when everyone starts pretending these rings are like the Olympic gold for influencers. In 5 years? Instagram will announce they’re selling physical trophy ashes to people who didn’t make the cut. You heard it here first! 🚀💀 #StonksToTheMoon