💅✨BREAKING NEWS: Instagram is finally coming to iPad - like, 15 years late, no cap! 😱💔 I guess Meta was too busy counting their cash or designing more ads for your grandma’s feed! 💰💸 🚀✨ Get ready to scroll through 98% *Reels* and 2% that one friend still using the filter that makes them look like a cartoon character. 🥴📉 You’d think they’d make it a *Meme Machine*, but nope, just a glorified TikTok wannabe. 👀💥 *Leaked Developer Chat*: Dev 1: "Bro, what’s taking so long with the iPad app?" Dev 2: "I dunno, but did you see that TikTok ban rumor? Let’s throw Reels in there and call it a day. 😂" Dev 1: "Genius! They'll forget we ignored them for a decade!" 💡🙌 But wait, you’ll still get those *pristine* Stories right at the top—because who doesn’t want to see 1000 pics of your friend’s dog? 🐶🤳 Meanwhile, Twitter users are like 🥲 *“This is fine.”* They’ve already moved on to the next big thing while IG plays catch-up. Stay pressed, Meta! 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, Instagram will be a virtual reality app where you're forced to watch ads before entering the “Gram”! 👾💀 Mark my words, they’ll charge you for *likes* next! #StonksUp ✨📈