🚨📱BREAKING NEWS: Instagram’s iPad App is FINALLY Dropping! 📲💥 Ladies and Gents, it’s 2023 and MANNN, we’re still waiting for this moment like we're waiting for free WiFi at a coffee shop. 💀💩 After a decade of users tossing their iPads at Instagram like they're trying to summon the app gods, they've finally answered us! 🙌✨ Say goodbye to that cringey iPhone app on a 12.9" screen. 🥴 It's like trying to fit a whale in a sardine can, no cap! Now, we can scroll through Reels in all their oversized glory! Just what we needed, more cat memes demanding our attention... 😻😎 Developer Quote Alert 🤖: “We heard you wanted an iPad app, so we...uh...made everything bigger because that’s how tech works, right? #Stonks 💰” And get this, the app defaults to Reels, because let’s face it, who has the cognitive capacity to look at anything else? 🧠✨ Stay tuned for analysis on how to flex your $1,200 tablet while watching TikToks, because who even reads books anymore? 🤡📚 🔥Hot Take: In 2025, Instagram will drop a VR feature where you can literally *feel* the regret of scrolling endlessly through influencer content. Get ready to seethe in 4D, folks! 🚀💀