🚨📸 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE 'GRAM: Instagram is finally flexing its AI muscles 💪🤖 to guard the younglings of Canada 🇨🇦 like it's the Jedi Order! 🌌✨ If your profile says you're 100 years old but you still look like a baby Yoda 👶🧙, Instagram's got you covered! So, picture this: you’re scrolling through your feed, and suddenly your profile pic of a cute puppy 🐶 but looking like 12 is flagged by the AI faster than you can say “This is fine.” 🔥🤡 Leaked developer quote: “We just wanted to protect teens, but now we’re basically babysitters with 1,200 lines of code! 😂💀” And let’s be real: while Instagram is over here playing digital mom, TikTok is out here with teens doing the latest dance challenges while drinking boba💃🧋. I mean, where’s the balance? 🤔 Drake’s reaction to all this: “You’re telling me my 14-year-old fanbase can no longer comment on my posts? Nah, fam, that’s cringe! 🚫” 🔥🔥 Here’s my hot take: In 2025, IG will start issuing “parent permits” to follow teens 😳. Stonks are down, but parental rage is about to skyrocket! 📈🧨 So, who’s here for this chaotic AI babysitting future? 👀💰 SHARE if you’re ready to get roasted by your algorithm! 🚀💥