"Instagram said NO MORE live for the 1K & under gang ๐ค๐๐ #IWishICouldGoLive #Cringe"
๐จ BREAKING NEWS: Instagram Just Canceled Your Dreams!! ๐ซ๐ In a move so sus even your grandma could sniff it out, Instagram just *one-upped* their cringe game and said โNOPEโ to live streams for anyone with less than 1,000 followers. Yeah, you heard me right. If youโre rolling with less than a G, your dreams of going live are officially ๐ DEAD. ๐๐ฅ Users across the platform are shaking their heads like, โThis is fine... *NOT*โ as they get hit with the dreaded โyou canโt sit with usโ notification. IG thinks theyโre the cool kids in high school, but letโs be real: getting grilled by Meta for low follower count is just *chef's kiss* TOXIC! ๐งโ๐ณ๐ ๐ โWe made this change to give a better experience to live stream creators,โ said a *totally real* Meta dev who may or may not just be a disgruntled intern. ๐ โNow, only the chosen ones can show us their cringeworthy dance moves live!โ And whatโs next, Insta? A followers leaderboard for bathroom breaks? ๐คก๐ซ ๐ฅ Hereโs my *hot take*: If you canโt go live, just start a TikTok immediately and join the chaos! This is a huge W for TikTok and a MASSIVE L for IG โ stonks will plummet, and influencers will be forced to resort to... *gasp* creativity! ๐ฑ๐ Get ready for the rise of the underdog: the era of the Live Stream Rebel is upon us! ๐โจ #RebelWithoutAThousand #IGIsCoping