🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Instagram Just Canceled Your Dreams!! 🚫💔 In a move so sus even your grandma could sniff it out, Instagram just *one-upped* their cringe game and said “NOPE” to live streams for anyone with less than 1,000 followers. Yeah, you heard me right. If you’re rolling with less than a G, your dreams of going live are officially 💀 DEAD. 👀💥 Users across the platform are shaking their heads like, “This is fine... *NOT*” as they get hit with the dreaded “you can’t sit with us” notification. IG thinks they’re the cool kids in high school, but let’s be real: getting grilled by Meta for low follower count is just *chef's kiss* TOXIC! 🧑‍🍳💔 🌐 “We made this change to give a better experience to live stream creators,” said a *totally real* Meta dev who may or may not just be a disgruntled intern. 😂 “Now, only the chosen ones can show us their cringeworthy dance moves live!” And what’s next, Insta? A followers leaderboard for bathroom breaks? 🤡🔫 🔥 Here’s my *hot take*: If you can’t go live, just start a TikTok immediately and join the chaos! This is a huge W for TikTok and a MASSIVE L for IG — stonks will plummet, and influencers will be forced to resort to... *gasp* creativity! 😱🚀 Get ready for the rise of the underdog: the era of the Live Stream Rebel is upon us! 🎉✨ #RebelWithoutAThousand #IGIsCoping