🚨 WHAAT? Instagram is going PG-13 and I’m S-I-C-K of playing by the rules! 😤💔 Like, what’s next, banning dancing TikTok videos because it might “influence” the youth? This is the kind of cringe that makes Gen Z want to throw their iPhones into the nearest dumpster fire! 🤦‍♂️🔥 According to some undercover leaks (maybe just a guy I met in a Discord server), an engineer was overheard saying, “If I wanted to censor art, I’d join a medieval regime.” 🤡👀 But here we are! Meta’s treating our teens like they just walked into the wrong theater - "You want to watch *Deadpool*? Nah, here’s *The Emoji Movie*. Enjoy!" 🤷‍♀️🎬 So now we’re all stuck with this PG-13 wonderland. I guess we’ll still see wholesome content with cute doggos 🐶, but if you thought your edgy memes could get a spotlight, you best be coping and seething in your mom’s basement! 🙅‍♂️💰 My prediction? 🤯 Brace yourselves: Instagram will drop a “backlash filter” to cover up all the angry comments. Just watch. #Stonks 💰🚀 This is fine. 💀💀💀