🚨🚨🚨 *BREAKING NEWS FROM THE INSTA-VERSE* 🚨🚨🚨 Y’all still using Instagram? 📸 ‘Cause it just leveled up like it’s some sort of digital Pokémon! 💪✨ Get ready to flex those thumbs because the app’s dropping new features and it’s all sorts of *flame* 🔥. 💥 *Re-Posts are HERE, fam* 💥 - That’s right! You can now slap your friends' public posts and reels onto your profile like it’s a high school project! And don’t worry, the OG poster gets credited. Ain’t nobody stealing clout *without* a shoutout! 🙌🤣 We’re talking about “The Badgers” level credits here, folks. Major *stonks* vibes! 📈💰 But wait, there’s more! 🌍 A new MAP feature that shows your pals' locations! 🤯 Like, who even asked for that? Are we organizing a real-life “Find Waldo” operation? 😂 “Hey, I thought I spotted you at the nearest Starbucks, but that was just a barista named Chad!” And that Friends Tab? Yeah, that's just an elaborate way for Instagram to remind you that your social life is basically dead 💀. “Look, your friends *didn’t* like your 17th selfie this week. Byeee!” *Developer Quote Leak*: “We wanted to redesign our app, hoping the chaos would distract from the fact we’re just selling your data. No cap. 🤖👌” FINAL PREDICTION: Insta will soon have a feature that lets you pay to choose which of your friends can see the posts. We call it the OnlyFans-gram! PPL will seethe, and memers will rejoice! 🤡🤡 #InstaHustle