🎉🎉 *BREAKING: The Gram is going BIG!* 🤳📱 Y’all, put down your avocado toast 🥑 because we’ve entered a new dimension of cringe: Instagram has dropped an OFFICIAL iPad app! 🚀💥 That’s right! The app that taught us how to pretend we’re living our best lives while being broke AF is finally BIGGER—like, iPad-sized bigger! 📸💪 👀 *Leaked developer quote:* “We figured if people can scroll on a tiny phone screen, imagine the POWER of a 12.9-inch display! 💀🎉” Like, no cap, it’s a THOUGHT that’s like a galaxy brain moment but with more filters! Drake is pointing because—let’s be honest—this is a W for all the sad folks who only used their iPads to watch TikTok tutorials on how to cook instant ramen! 🍜✨ But for real, do we really want to double the opportunity for our moms to emoji-comment on our selfies? 🤯💬 🔥 Prediction: Next, Instagram will drop a version for Smart Fridges and we’ll all start posting our food like it’s gourmet Michelin-star cuisine 🌌🥙, and instead of “likes,” we’ll be serving cold hard stonks 🍕💰! Stay tuned while I seethe in the corner about why I still can’t edit photos in a desktop app. 🤡