🚨💀 BREAKING NEWS: Instagram just went full-on LiLe KoRt pLaGiArISt with their brand new *FRIENDS MAP*! Yuuuuup, the ‘gram is snatching ideas like a toddler grabbing candy at a birthday party. 🤡🍭 Apparently, they weren’t done copying Snap Map—like, HOW many times can we say "IMAGINE biting the same sandwich twice"? 🥪💀 So, here’s the tea 🍵: you can now stalk your friends in real time—sorry, I meant “share location” 🤭—if you have zero self-control. You'll get to choose who sees your "I’m at the grocery store for 5 hours" updates. Sounds like a *wild* way to make sure that one friend never invites you to parties again! 😂 But wait, there's more! Meta is adding a repost feature that’s just dripping with “please like us” vibes. I can almost see another *Drake pointing* meme 👆🎤, as he sings about reposting the most irrelevant posts of 2020! Stonks? Nah, cringe! 🤦‍♂️ 💬 “Dude, can you believe we just keep copying our ex? This is fine.” - Some Meta developer totally not getting the irony. 🔥HOT TAKE: What if Instagram just merges with Snapchat and the combined entity is called ‘Snapgram’ and we all go back to MySpace? No cap, it’s time to resurrect Tom! 🍳⚡️