👀💥 OH SH*T, HOLD UP! 🚨 Instacart’s ex-CEO Fidji Simo is about to launch OpenAI’s APPLICATIONS into orbit! 🚀💰 Straight outta the grocery aisle and into AI's inner circle, fam. She’s stepping into a role where she basically gets to dictate how we interact with AI... no cap. Is it just me or does this sound like a grocery store clerk suddenly becoming the Master of the Universe? 🤡💀 In a memo (probably typed out on a 19-inch CRT monitor) Simo’s claiming she’s hyped about using AI for *cough* “healthcare breakthroughs” and “life coaching.” Sure, girl! Next thing you know, they’ll have GPT-4 telling you which bread to buy for a gluten-free diet: "Stonks!" 💵🍞 Now here's the real tea: Sam Altman's still the head honcho, but he’s focusing on “compute and safety systems.” 🚦👨‍💻 So is this a power move, or just a game of corporate musical chairs? 🎶💼 As they say, *this is fine* 🐶🔥 🔥🔥 BREAKING: Rumor has it, Fidji's first big project at OpenAI is to develop a chatbot that can give better life advice than your aunt with 5 cats 🤖✨. Mark my words: AI's about to go from "your discussion partner" to "that friend who always has a better answer." LEAKED DMs: “Dude, what if we just let AI run the world?” - Fidji to Sam, probably. So buckle up, folks! 🚀 This ride is gonna be wild. #AIOverlords #Instacart2Infinity 🌌