🚨🌈BREAKING NEWS, Y’all! IG has entered *Age Gate* mode like it’s a bad episode of Black Mirror 📺💀! Yup, it’s official: Instagram is now moonlighting as your guidance counselor because #WellnessMatters or whatever. 😬✨ So, here’s the tea: 🤓 Instagram's rolling out age-appropriate content like it's handing out PG-13 movie tickets to your *favorite* snackable influencer content. What’s next? A "Guided by Your Parents" mode? 😂💔 And check this “leaked” convo among IG devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “How do we fix this teen drama?” 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “What if we put a bouncer on the app?” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Like, bro, that’s based, but do we say ‘no thirst traps under 13’?” 💦🚫 👩‍💻 Dev 2: “Nah, the stonks might seethe!” 💸🔥 Listen, IG might think it’s making a safe space, but let’s be REAL here—this is just a cringe fest waiting to happen. 🙈 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: In 5 years, IG will be a virtual retirement home for influencers. Get ready for "GrannyGram," where grandmas post garden pics while yelling, “Back in my day, we didn’t have filters!” 🧓🌼🚀 Share if you’re ready for the wildest Insta glow-up since *Betty White’s TikTok debut!* #OKBoomer