🎉💥BREAKING: Google’s Reliability Labs—the ultimate sweatshop for Pixel devices!👀📱💦 As if you thought your phone was just lounging around on the couch like your roommate in the last two weeks of the semester, LOL 🤣. Nah, fam! Turns out Google’s like, “Nah, let's throw it into a blender of death, stress-test it with wild abandon, and make sure it can survive a nuclear apocalypse.” 💀🚀 You know, just a typical Tuesday! So here’s the tea ☕—while you’re sipping your pumpkin spice latte, Google’s Pixel is getting tossed in freezing cold rivers, tornadoes of rage, and lava pits 🔥🌋 through their *super scientific* "What Happens If We Melt This?" approach. 🚀💰 *“Yeah, we just douse it in water ‘cause who doesn’t want to see if it magically transforms into a real-life fish? 🐟”* says “Dave,” a totally real dude I just made up. 😂💁‍♂️ 💭 Meanwhile, the Pixel watch? Let’s just say it went through more cardio tests than me trying to outrun responsibilities. *Drake meme*: “We’re not vibin’ with this battery life, fam.”😤 And you know what? By 2025, I predict Google will release a Pixel that literally charges itself by crying (because, same). 😭💥 Buckle up, tech fam, it’s gonna get WEIRD! 😂💥🔮