🚨🤖 BREAKING: Stanford JUST DECODED YOUR INNER THOUGHTS 💭💥 Hold onto your neurons, internet! 🧠💫 Researchers at Stanford University are coming for our mental privacy like it's the last slice of pizza at a coding party! 🍕🔥 So, basically, they've crafted a brain-computer interface (BCI) that can read your inner speech! Yup, you heard it right: they know when you're thinking, "Ugh, why did I spend $200 on that programming course?" 😂💸 That's right, future AI overlords are now uncovering all your deepest, darkest thoughts! STONKS? Maybe. But also… 🥴 cringe. One of the Stanford researchers allegedly said, "We're trying to read minds, not start a psychic hotline. No cap." 🥲🔥 Meanwhile, the rest of us are just here like Drake pointing at his brain, wondering if we should be concerned 🙃➡️😱. And let’s be honest—why won't they just let us silently judge people in peace? This is fine... except it may lead to accidental mind-reading of all your awkward inner monologues about your ex 😬💔. So, what’s the prediction? In 5 years, we'll either have telepathic Zoom meetings or everyone will be wearing tinfoil hats to block these BCIs like it’s a trend at Coachella 🌌🛡️. Get ready! #MindBlown or #MindReadMoreLike! 🤡🚀