🚨💀✨ BREAKING NEWS! IT Giants Get STRAPPED in Ransomware Shenanigans! ✨💀🚨 Yo, fr fr, if you’ve ever wondered what it’s like to be an IT giant during a ransomware attack, lemme paint the picture: Ingram Micro just got hit harder than my bank account after a trip to Best Buy! 💸💔🤡 It’s like they opened their gates and shouted “Welcome to Ransomland 2025!!” — courtesy of SafePay, the most active ransomware crew this side of the cyber realm! 🚀🔥 You know what that means, right? The IT guys are out here like Drake pointing at their keyboards: “Not this, fam!” 😱🔧 But actually, with internal systems down, the scene is more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush. 🔒💥 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “Honestly, we thought IT stood for Instant Trouble. Cope and seethe, bro!” 😂💻 Ingram Micro’s reputation is now doing the "this is fine" meme in a flaming room. What’s next? A TikTok dance challenge themed around data recovery while we all collectively scream at our routers? 🔥💃 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, we’ll be paying our ransom in NFTs... and the hackers will make *more* Stonks than GameStop! 🚀💰💀